a letter to terrorists

dear terrorists,

it was a really nice sight, seeing the london double decker bus being blown into pieces. it reminded me of the last 9 months i had in london, taking the bus and always sitting on the top level with suzi on our way to school. we ain't no proper british with white hair and white skin. the dudes sitting behind us happen to be pakistanis. the ones to our right were japanese. the ones in front of us were pious female muslims wearing their fully muslim dress. i wonder who got killed in the well-syncronised blasts conducted by you. hardcore anti-muslims-islam-middle-east british? or people from other corners of the world seeking to better their lives in a multi-racial london?

it could have been me who was blown into pieces. certainly not an appetising sight, since my blood is probably quite oily from years of eating char kway teow. my insides are probably coated with acid burns from drinking coca cola. but it wasn't me. it was some random dude/chick who wanted to go to work. so i'm asking you, what's your purpose of these attacks? you said in the name of allah you're doing this. you say it's to free your people from palestine. you say it was to teach the frickin americans-british-coalition a lesson on how to treat others. so? did you achieve any of this by continuing to cut our heads off and blow our parts into pieces?

AS IF. as if, we or rather, they (americans-british-therestofthesupposedislamhatingworld) would give you a piece of land in israel. what would you name the place? terror-land? would your citizens be called terrorists? how are you gonna live? will people wanna sell your their food? their materials? their sex toys? i'm sure they would wanna give you their blessings after you cut off their heads. think about it.

have your violence brought anything? have violence brought anything? i'm not saying the americans and british are the good people and you're the bad ones. they suck too when they bomb random people from your nations. they're mfs when they kill some of you at your weddings. but think about it. will they stop doing this if you keep killing them randomly? someone has to stop. and you know the supposed superior people will not. gandhi freed a nation using his tummy. did the british give up in the end? yeah, they did. martin luther used his mouth to speak for the blacks. did he use a gun? nope, but the blacks are better off now. i can't think of more examples. but think of the ira. think about the civil wars that never end. in the end, sufferings only end when you end your violence.

anyway, please use your brians la. come on man, if you can make bombs and fly a plane, why not use your intelligence for something useful other than killing people? if you can plan such a intricate bombin plan that occurs right after london wins the olympic bid and just before the G8, maybe you could organise a mass peace walk to demonstrate your goal to free your land? maybe then, people will then realise you're not all about violence, not all about killing, and that you're useful and helpful to the society. alright, i'm not making any more sense, but please la, wake up your idea man.

i know it's not as simple as i say, but one thing is truly simple. these childish fights will never end when you don't stop being a pussy and killing our innocent when they're fucking unaware. if you want, i'll try writing a letter to bush and his poodle to advise them not to kill your people in iraq anymore. in the meantime, if an american or british soldier wants to shoot you, why not drop your weapons and tell them you wanna be friends? smile at them and i'm sure they'll realise you're a good old muslim who truly loves allah. allah loves people right? or does he wanna kill all of us?

yours truly,
officer chua